To be fair, I encounter way more spammers and bots on corporate social media.

Absolute classic.

You’re not an idiot. It’s impossible to tell the difference between a robot and a bureaucrat.

Awww, he thinks he’s people. ❤️

Dr. Venture: Weapon? What are you talking about? Why the applications are limitless.

UN Science Director: Are you kidding me? You blew up a model city with it. What are we suppose to think? Look, it even melted all the little people and stuff. Awww.

Dr. Venture: Well, I suppose if it ever fell into the wrong hands it could be modified and used as a weapon after a fashion. But thats true of almost any technology.

Aaaaah! A gh- gh- gh- holy ghost!

My kid cut off my arms to build a house after reading The Giving Tree. Checkmate, libs!

Yeah, it’s a whole thing about neither party wanting to be red during the cold war so news outlets would randomize it until the 2000 election when cable news was involved. People watched a highly contested election 24 hours a day for weeks and just got used to thinking of red as Republican and blue as Democrat. It stuck ever since.

never even spoken to a trans person

Yes they have. They just don’t realize it. That’s kinda the point for a lot of folks.

How is it possible to lose money when your whole business model is based on theft?

Literally, what are their expenses?

Unfun fact, the creators of Return to Oz researched the top psychological fears of children and carefully built their movie around them.

Saw it on TV in the basement alone on a Saturday, and it is one of the most unsettling things I’ve seen to this day.

I very distinctively remember this, but I didn’t know that’s what it was from! Woah.

Hard disagree on that one. If every group of people you are involved with is “toxic,” then it’s probably time for a long hard look in the mirror.

Yes, and experts have been saying that for a few years. It’s so large an attack area that sooner or later a bad actor may succeed.

The counter argument is that it is also very compartmentalized and surprisingly nimble. Even with major physical infrastructure being destroyed by Iran, Ukraine, Russia, China, etc., the internet itself is basically fine.

They were shipped that way by a 3rd party. I’m sure the owners of the cards are asking the same question.

“Sorry, sir. The limit is 699.”

Surprisingly, it has to do with Alan Turing.

What happens when he runs out if companies to merge and the whole house of cards comes down?