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_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 天前

Serious question for the ball owners out there.

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Serious question for the ball owners out there.

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_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 天前
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  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Yep i definitely missed the basketball reference.

    Really wondering like did they just not dry afterwards?

  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round

      No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway

      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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        Well, you certainly want to wash them if you let kids lick your balls, but otherwise agreed.

  • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social
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    Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.

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      1000001682

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    Sometimes I’m attracted to men. Sometimes I read this shit. There is no overlap.

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      Have you seen the subreddit in the screenshot?

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    Reminds me of an old joke about a golfer who was so dumb he broke his leg when he fell off the ball washer.

    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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      Which leg?

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    deleted by creator

  • arin@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    My hands after touching the ball… Never again

  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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    Oh man you had me until I read the page name.

    • Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works
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      7 天前

      You had me until I read this comment.

      • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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        7 天前

        It took me two or three more tries after reading this comment.

        • _g_be@lemmy.world
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          It took me until coming back the next day

      • knightmare1147@lemmy.world
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        7 天前

        I had to double check after I read this comment.

    • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org
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      This is like that “OneTimeIDreamt” account on Tumblr(?maybe).

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?

    • hope@lemmy.world
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      Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Try the ones at the bowling alley. They might fit there.

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          I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)

          • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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            Slips into the basketball

      • meyotch@slrpnk.net
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        His ball of choice is likely a bit smaller than a golf ball. Should fit fine. Might need a stepladder.

    • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@hilariouschaos.com
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      Wasn’t that how some guy earned a Darwin award?

  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.

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    Unless it’s covered in shit, why would you wash it?

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      I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?

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        The neighbors dog is usually pretty interested.

        • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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          Just smear a little peanut butter on your balls, and the neighbor’s dog will lick them thoroughly.

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    asdf

    • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      In the advanced class, we use orbital sanders.

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    Wow I don’t miss that place. Thanks for the reminder - Lemmy is not perfect, but it sure ain’t that.

    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Did you read the subreddit, or you just don’t like this kind of humor? Because I don’t think this kinda humor is below Lemmy or anything.

      • gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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        Lol I completely did not. Whoosh.

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          Isn’t it funny some humans get stuck with brains that won’t let them make a comment like this

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