• jordanlund@lemmy.worldM
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    3 days ago

    You kid, but in September I’m going in for an upper GI scan and colonoscopy at the same time.

    “Are we sure spit-roasting is a good idea with my heart problems?”

    “Please don’t call it that…”

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      3 days ago

      “OK, Steve, don’t get excited, take it slow and easy.”

      “Uh, my name is Mike, Doc…”

      “I wasn’t talking to you. Here we go…”