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Surviving the predator

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Surviving the predator

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No, but you would be an unarmed helpless guy. Not sporting enough for a predator. Or at least you will fake being helpless! There is no honor in slaughter.
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  Surely the Predator would be able to tell when someone is faking helplessness…

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