• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Any of you guys worn makeup? It’s a serious pain in the ass and I admire anyone that’s good at it. Won the office costume contest posing as a woman, and damn was I convincing! No one knew who I was! But Jesus the makeup was painful to maintain, had to have my girlfriend, who was trained in stage, to apply it.

    It’s an art, and if she’s good at it, I’m impressed. Only had a few lovers (of dozens) who were skilled, not even 1 in 10 women were truly artful. One was masterful to watch! She’d hop out the shower and be good to go in minutes flat, could hardly tell she was wearing anything. My wife looks great with only a few minutes prep, lays in on nicely.

    My 12-yo daughter is extremely girly, trying to figure it out. It’s fucking hard! Need to get my wife to give her tips next time we have the kids.