I have jokingly threatened to sneak a pair onto my partner’s truck just to see how long it takes him to figure it out. But I’m not a monster. Even as a joke. I wouldn’t put him through that.
Also I’m terrified of retribution. If my beautiful truck were to be so sullied…
I want to say, ‘put a 3d printed or injection molded vagina or pair of tits on the truck’, but at this point, I fear that would probably get the driver arrested for indecent exposure, violating some kind of pornography law of some kind in many US states.
They literally put truck nutz on them.
(I think the original brand name was ‘truck nutz’)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts
You can basically be guaranteed that if you find someone with truck nuts, you have found one of the most insecure men on the planet.
I have jokingly threatened to sneak a pair onto my partner’s truck just to see how long it takes him to figure it out. But I’m not a monster. Even as a joke. I wouldn’t put him through that.
Also I’m terrified of retribution. If my beautiful truck were to be so sullied…
I want to say, ‘put a 3d printed or injection molded vagina or pair of tits on the truck’, but at this point, I fear that would probably get the driver arrested for indecent exposure, violating some kind of pornography law of some kind in many US states.