Look I ain’t saying my cousin is hot. I ain’t saying she ain’t either.
Man when I was 11 and she switched into her Bikini at the river… Goddamn. I ain’t seen a sight that interesting ever before that. My ma said everyone knew exactly what was going on because my jaw was dropped and I was just starin’. My Gramma apparently told my pops “well, on the bright side, looks like future great grandkids are a possibility.”
The rest of that vacation I wouldn’t leave her side. Became her best friend. Did not get to see her in that bikini again.
One time though I think it might’ve been at dinner that night, my brother broke a wire in his braces. ‘Course she had braces too, and came prepared with the wax to prevent the pokin’. I thought my brother was going to wad it up and do it himself.
No, sirree, instead she delicately handles the wax and gets her long well washed and manicured fingers in his mouth gently moving through to pop that blob of wax on. My ma said everyone knew exactly what was going on because my jaw was dropped and I was just starin’.
Anyway, yeah.
Edit: Holy crap another memory just returned to me too. Two years later, so I woulda been 13, and she was 16? She had a kid. Damn near broke my brain.
Look I ain’t saying my cousin is hot. I ain’t saying she ain’t either.
Man when I was 11 and she switched into her Bikini at the river… Goddamn. I ain’t seen a sight that interesting ever before that. My ma said everyone knew exactly what was going on because my jaw was dropped and I was just starin’. My Gramma apparently told my pops “well, on the bright side, looks like future great grandkids are a possibility.”
The rest of that vacation I wouldn’t leave her side. Became her best friend. Did not get to see her in that bikini again.
One time though I think it might’ve been at dinner that night, my brother broke a wire in his braces. ‘Course she had braces too, and came prepared with the wax to prevent the pokin’. I thought my brother was going to wad it up and do it himself.
No, sirree, instead she delicately handles the wax and gets her long well washed and manicured fingers in his mouth gently moving through to pop that blob of wax on. My ma said everyone knew exactly what was going on because my jaw was dropped and I was just starin’.
Anyway, yeah.
Edit: Holy crap another memory just returned to me too. Two years later, so I woulda been 13, and she was 16? She had a kid. Damn near broke my brain.
is… is this a copypasta
I get asked that every time lol.
No. True story.
Edit: but if it ever became one, that would be funny and shit. Be the change you want to see?
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I’d be hurt, but that’s the only story I got.
At least to do with that cousin.
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