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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.socialtome_irl@lemmy.worldme_irl
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    2 hours ago

    be me: loses 98 lbs.

    “fuck yeah I feel great”

    gets trendy haircut to make it look like I don’t have thin hair

    “fuck yeah I feel younger”

    gets news glasses and clothes

    “fuck yeah I LOOK great”

    goes out to bar to see if I catch attention

    gets attention

    thinks: “fuck yeah, I’m in the game.”

    freezes

    goes home

    So yeah. I like home. Home is safe.