At 18 a guy in our group started dating a 19 year old. Another guy gave her shit about robbing the cradle to annoy her, which worked. To get him to stop driving the joke into the ground, I said, “Dude stop it. She’s not robbing the cradle.” She relaxed. “He’s robbing the grave.”
18-39
As a millennial, I feel great not being called old.
Lucky you. My wife calls me old all the time. And she is older than me!
At 18 a guy in our group started dating a 19 year old. Another guy gave her shit about robbing the cradle to annoy her, which worked. To get him to stop driving the joke into the ground, I said, “Dude stop it. She’s not robbing the cradle.” She relaxed. “He’s robbing the grave.”
Damn, brutal.