• _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    I know vet techs who would love it if you introduced yourself as your dogs’s half nephew. That’s hilarious.

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      11 hours ago

      Vet tech got real pissy because I said my cat was more of a lazy roommate.

      I’m not the father. It did not come out of me.

    • smh@slrpnk.net
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      12 hours ago

      “Hi, I’m here with Elvis. He’s my half-uncle on my mom’s side.”