• rozodru@piefed.social
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      2 hours ago

      one of my friends made up a wild story about encasing his sisters pet hamster in concrete after she found his porn stash and told his parents. He didn’t have a sister, he didn’t even have a pet hamster.

      the one I remember I told was that I stole $100 from my moms purse and used it to buy pogs and cigarettes and beer. I was 10.

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        1 hour ago

        That’s hilarious! I don’t know how the priest is able to keep a straight face as the confessions keep getting wilder and wilder!