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At least a fire can happen anywhere.
I also know not to struggle in quicksand and I’d be way more confused if that appeared in my daily routine.
No one in Hollywood or on YouTube recalls this. Everytime i see someone on fire I shout “STOP DROP AND ROLL” at the TV, but they just stand there and flail like morons.
Maybe the wording…
CEASE
PLUMMET
ROTATE
would definitely get my attention.
CEASE
dies
well that’s great, how the fuck am I supposed to do the other two now?
The plummeting should take care of itself from that point. You might need assistance with the rotation though.
