No that’s Oregon. You’re thinking of something that was created from scratch.

That “show us your rubles” one is fucking disturbing. Some really good options here though.

Absolutely not.

I feel like “the first guy to ever fart” should be a Ryan George sketch.

“Air is exploding out of my butt am I dying??!”

Only if I get 6% back in points.

I love when he climbs up on my shoulders because he needs to be more in my face.

I live in VA and the closest big city is an hour away.

Works for peanuts.

You need to smother that baby so it doesn’t give itself hearing loss!

Love this.

Now I’m planning on slicing a soft pretzel in half, and making it into a grilled cheese sandwich with pecans. I’m Thinking red cheddar, maybe some port wine cheese.

I moved to a shitty small city a few years ago. My most diverse grocery store is a fucking Food Lion.

Avengers theme ring tone. Captain America theme alarm.

Lovely!

If you’re not in the US, you may not be familiar with the specific person this comic is representing. It’s not some kind of straw argument. This is the Secretary of Health and Human Services, and he is currently fucking up our Healthcare in all kind of dangerous ways. He had also been found to have a worm in his brain. The comic is accurate.

Where we are now.

Surprised the parents let you get that close.

The person you responded to knew exactly what they were dooing.

Also keeps the bugs out. Nothing like waking up to find a beetle floating in your glass.

I don’t have the patience to make the crust look that beautiful.