- what is written? - Ha ha - Means ‘lmao’ - ala teu pai - Apparently means ‘no way’ in Maori (Google translate with auto detection) - ETA: Google translate is unsurprisingly shit. Thanks to contentedness for taking the time to prove why - Teu pai is also “your dad” in Portuguese. But I’m not aware of “ala” as an expression on Portuguese. - “ala” is the short form of “olha lá” (means “look there”) 
 
- Fun fact: The Te Reo Maori alphabet doesn’t contain the letter “L”. So I don’t think “ala” could be a valid Maori word at all. - Could you give some context to the linked image please? I’m intrigued - It’s the kind of thing they use in school in New Zealand (Aotearoa) to teach kids the basics of Te Reo Maori pronunciation. Here’s a video with a lesson in pronunciation. - Here’s a similar resource used to teach colours. - If you want to hear some spoken Te Reo here’s a short video which tells the story of the great hero Maui taming the sun. - Thanks a lot! Super cool stuff, I’ll be learning a bit of Maori, then. - You’re welcome! - If you can track it down there’s a 2002 movie called Whale Rider which is a good watch and features some Te Reo as well as portraying some other aspects of traditional Maori culture. 
 
 
 
 
- zzzzzzzzz - what does this mean? - Isn’t that just the sound of the razor? - no thats in english (US). but how does zzzzzzzz translate to american from french? - ズズズズズズズズズズ - ずずずずずずずずずずずず 
 
 
 
- If I follow the Maori hypothesis, I think you would have to rotate the text 180° because it’s in the southern hemisphere - So it would mean - zzzzzzzz- The fuck if I know 
 
 
 
- What does “ala teu pai” mean? - Portuguese for “look at your father” according to Google translate - Kinda. It’s Brazilian Portuguese for “Look, your father” in a very mocking tone. 
 
- I guess that’s some nazi chant in German. 
 
- If it was a German story, someone would have shaved all the heads of all the little snot-noses laughing at him, a la “The Inky Boys” 
- Fucking skinheads… 
- Nice guy Jerry Garcia 






