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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago

Little bobby Fortran

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Little bobby Fortran

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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago
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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    11 months ago

    Imagine calling your kid KnockoutJS.

  • Presi300@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • Kache@lemm.ee
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      That’s only because the former already implies much of the latter, so they don’t need to repeat it

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    I had a friend in Argentina whose father was a Fortran programmer and teach him it since he was a kid. He was in his 20’s, being a Fortran programmer and already had his own house fully paid, with a music studio in it. He retired to become a music producer, but still did some consulting work.

    Good luck little Fortran, hope you can learn and enjoy your work.

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    I mean, Fortran isn’t even dead. It was updated last year. Weird but it’s still a used language.

    https://wg5-fortran.org/f2023.html

    • naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      All the best linalg libraries are in FORTRAN.

      Pretty sure numpy hooks into them. I don’t know anyone who uses computers for serious work that doesn’t use FORTRAN. It’s the best.

      • jxk@sh.itjust.works
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        Yep, and Matlab too I think

    • Scribbd@feddit.nl
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      And it is still living in weather forecasting models used by many weather institutes.

      Source: Work for a weather institute.

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    But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he’s literally Fortran.

    • kungen@feddit.nu
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      11 months ago

      “I was born for this!”

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    Ada is good name for girl child

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      Ada is a feminine name. The Ada language is named after Ada Lovelace.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ada_(programming_language)

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    JavaScript was actually invented in 1845 by John JavaScript

    • demonsword@lemmy.world
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      And he invented JavaScript in a cave, with a box of scraps

      • konalt@lemmy.world
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        In 10 days and 10 nights

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    Little Fortran walks into the living room.

    “Mom, dad. I have something important I need to tell you, but I’m scared you’ll be mad at me”

    “We’ll still love you no matter what honey.”

    “OK, I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I need to come out and say it. Mom and dad, I’m a frontend developer”

    “WHAT we will not tolerate that sort of degeneracy in this house young man! Go to your room and don’t come out until you’ve written a linked list implementation in your namesake! And no more talk of this front end stuff”

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      Honestly, fair, even if his name wasn’t fortran.

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