Paracetamol
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
One in a million chance!
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. Those who read his words of wit, eat the little balls of shit.
None can read. What I’ve written.
“WAKE UP! You’re in a simulation!”
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
Don’t eat suppository this time
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
Glooooooria
Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?
You skipped that apple again.
Honk twice a day if you can read this
He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
One who runs behind car gets exhausted.
“Don’t believe everything you read”
