Yes, yes, we get it. Everything is bad, nothing is good.

Acknowledging the problem isn’t creating more of it.

I was going to say congratulations on hitting 500, and how I always enjoy these and I’ve actually learned a number of things. And stuff.

But there’s a ton of well wishers who beat me to it. So, uh, fuck you!

Bribes

I now have stitches

Went back to Reddit

I mean isn’t every shower, bath, and toilet a reusable human waste pod

I…kinda want this.

it used to be common

It did?

What’s that?

Did you change dentists

This title didn’t come fro WaPo though…?

I love Randall so much

Also the bubble in the second panel going to the wrong person and yeah the really shitty 3rd panel and just the grossness of it

I also don’t think you are the absolute worst.

Did you let them know?

K

K

Then does that change your first reply…?

Is your answer based on any real data at all or just feels?

Lol

Edit: honestly, I could start itemizing why this person’s response is terrible, but all it feels like it deserves is “lol”.