We’re commies here. You can have all the gold you need. It can take a couple of years and a bunch of approvals, but eventually you get your piece. You’ll need to diy it into the desired shape yourself tho.

For legal reasons this may or may not be a joke.

Please enjoy this reddit lemmy silver my good person *tips fedora* (For illegal reasons this is a joke)

ah shit…here we go again

This is the only gold I can sell🥇 (for legal reasons this is a joke too)