When I was a teenager, I went to church, and almost every ‘Christian’ there was a complete asshole. What makes it worse is that they try to justify it. This honestly made me think that if God and Satan were real, I’d want to know Lucifer’s story. Maybe he’s not actually ‘evil.’


Like, in the story he literally sends Moses’ follower to do a sorcery battle with the priests of the gods of Egypt. They’re both able to turn their staffs into serpents, which implies they’re both getting divine help. But Yahweh had the bigger serpent (could this be any more on the nose?), so was proven to be the more potent god.