[orange, looking weary, while pink looks on] Mate… Why would you say you’re hetero, the person you’re dating used to be a dude, that makes you gay
[green, holding hands with pinkblue] The person you’re dating used to be a kid, so… you’re a pedophile?
[orange looks pissed]
[green shrugs smugly]
Conservatives: Used to be?
That’s the thing: They don’t believe the person you’re dating used to be a dude, they believe that person is still a dude.
Also, the person they’re dating is still a kid…