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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police

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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
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A 53-year-old man in Pennsylvania has been hospitalized after his canine accidentally fired a shotgun at him, police said.
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    Guns don’t kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.

    • regedit@lemmy.zip
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      Username knows.

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      Guns don’t kill people . Bullets kill people

      • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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        Bullets don’t kill people, homeostatic imbalance kills people.

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        Depends if you pistol-whip someone to death

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        Guns don’t kill people. Physics looks people.

        • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world
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          Triggers don’t kill people. They start cutscenes.

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