I get the joke that’s trying desperately to be made here, but I feel like this misses the mark.
For one thing, there’s a big difference between “sleep with” and a blowjob. But also, the alleged Bubba blowjob incident wouldn’t have happened after 2016, let alone specifically on the date listed.
I mean if we’re technical I’ve slept with nearly all my girlfriends and a few platonic boyfriends (I like dozing off to a good movie.They aren’t as fun as bad movies) but my actual “body count” is waaaay lower than my technically slept with number.
More importantly, The prosecution explicitly gave him a definition of sexual relations that excluded oral sex. Then nailed him to the wall for thinking it excluded oral sex.
I get the joke that’s trying desperately to be made here, but I feel like this misses the mark.
For one thing, there’s a big difference between “sleep with” and a blowjob. But also, the alleged Bubba blowjob incident wouldn’t have happened after 2016, let alone specifically on the date listed.
Hilariously that’s the same distinction Bill Clinton made to tell himself he wasn’t lying about his sexual relations with Monika Lewinsky.
Well, there’s no reasonable argument that a blowjob isn’t sexual relations, just that it isn’t “sleeping with.”
I mean if we’re technical I’ve slept with nearly all my girlfriends and a few platonic boyfriends (I like dozing off to a good movie.They aren’t as fun as bad movies) but my actual “body count” is waaaay lower than my technically slept with number.
Because I’m a dork.
More importantly, The prosecution explicitly gave him a definition of sexual relations that excluded oral sex. Then nailed him to the wall for thinking it excluded oral sex.