Im sorry, I know this is a serious example of how (much more) fucked up the US has become, but i can’t help laughing at seeing it summed up like this. We literally have to clarify that the President of the United States did not, in fact, fellate a horse. And it’s not even one of those “What the fuck are you talking about Jesse” addressing the rumor moments. It’s a legitimate possibility and concern.

Oh man, if I don’t laugh at the absurdity I’ll cry.