The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoYes, butmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square153fedilinkarrow-up1765arrow-down119
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minus-squareJandroDelSol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 days agoare… are you getting poop on your pants???
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·16 days agoAre you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.
minus-squareJandroDelSol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agookay but my hands go near my butthole when I wipe. the sides of my pants aren’t anywhere neat that? I’m confused why a germaphobe would care
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-215 days agoHands go near butthole. Hands now unclean. Unwashed hands grab sides of pants. Pants now unclean. Wash hands. Pants still unclean. The part you’re missing is the irrational part: the instant and binary transfer of unclean-ness on contact.
are… are you getting poop on your pants???
Are you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.
okay but my hands go near my butthole when I wipe. the sides of my pants aren’t anywhere neat that? I’m confused why a germaphobe would care
Hands go near butthole. Hands now unclean. Unwashed hands grab sides of pants. Pants now unclean. Wash hands. Pants still unclean.
The part you’re missing is the irrational part: the instant and binary transfer of unclean-ness on contact.