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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

It seems like everyone is split into two camps these days: pro-vax and anti-vax, pro-tariff and anti-tariff, probiotic and antibiotic...

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It seems like everyone is split into two camps these days: pro-vax and anti-vax, pro-tariff and anti-tariff, probiotic and antibiotic...

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Pro joke and whatever this is.

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    Prolapse and antilapse…

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        Probably and antibably

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          Prosthetic and Antisthetic

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    Where punchline?

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      Hi dad, I’m punchline!

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      Probiotic and antibiotic

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        theres also a prebiotic, probiotic.

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        Not very punchy, even for a dad joke

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          Not all biotics use their powers for melee

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            abiotic

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    Waxing and waning…

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