presoak@lazysoci.al to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.message-squaremessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1197arrow-down17
arrow-up1190arrow-down1message-squareSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.presoak@lazysoci.al to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squarelb_o@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·1 day agoYeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package. Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoI choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
minus-squarefroh42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoIt’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.
minus-squarekrashmo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 day agoYeah I definitely don’t not regret that I didn’t decide to not not read that comment.
Yeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package.
Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
I choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
It’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.
You didnt not succeed
Yeah I definitely don’t not regret that I didn’t decide to not not read that comment.