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minus-squaremfed1122@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down2·edit-213 hours agoBe phone engineer Finally manufacture one-atom thick phone The screen is nearly entirely invisible due to its thinness You can’t tap it anywhere or it immediately breaks into a million crumbs like filo dough The components had to be spread over a 200 square meter sheet to fit all their atoms side by side Present product to the board, instantly promoted to CEO Product releases Everyone buys the waferphone “It’s so thin” say consumers “Unparalleled convenience and an incredible feat of engineering” say reviewers Third parties begin selling titanium insulation sheetcases to protect your waferphone Too big and heavy to take outside, everyone stores their waferphones underground at waferlockers All phones are now completely inaccessible remotely or physically Technological nirvana attained at last
minus-squareRightEdofer@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·60 minutes agoWe think you’re gonna love it.
Be phone engineer
Finally manufacture one-atom thick phone
The screen is nearly entirely invisible due to its thinness
You can’t tap it anywhere or it immediately breaks into a million crumbs like filo dough
The components had to be spread over a 200 square meter sheet to fit all their atoms side by side
Present product to the board, instantly promoted to CEO
Product releases
Everyone buys the waferphone
“It’s so thin” say consumers
“Unparalleled convenience and an incredible feat of engineering” say reviewers
Third parties begin selling titanium insulation sheetcases to protect your waferphone
Too big and heavy to take outside, everyone stores their waferphones underground at waferlockers
All phones are now completely inaccessible remotely or physically
Technological nirvana attained at last
We think you’re gonna love it.