Oh FUCK! It’s 2 weeks until the end of the semester and I completely forgot about my French class! I went to the first class and then never went back! Fuck! I don’t even remember where the class is, or who my professor was! It’s way too late to drop! Fuck fuck fuck. Is it possible to learn an entire semester of French in 2 weeks? Would that even help? I’ve missed every assignment! Fuck! What if I-
SNAP
Huhwha-? A dream? What the hell brain? I graduated college 10 years ago! I never even TOOK French!
Fuck, just reading that made my stomach twist. Same exact stress-dream, over 10 years outta college, except organic chemistry instead of French… but I did take organic chem and I did really well. Rude ass, stupid brains
Bonus: When you become a teacher you start having nightmares about being asked to teach classes in which you have no knowledge, with very little or no prep time.
Oh, wait, no, that ACTUALLY HAPPENS, ALL THE TIME.
I once was given 15 minutes to prep a 1 hour lecture on how 401Ks work. I was a computer instructor.
They said it was the best presentation they ever had.
Oh FUCK! It’s 2 weeks until the end of the semester and I completely forgot about my French class! I went to the first class and then never went back! Fuck! I don’t even remember where the class is, or who my professor was! It’s way too late to drop! Fuck fuck fuck. Is it possible to learn an entire semester of French in 2 weeks? Would that even help? I’ve missed every assignment! Fuck! What if I-
SNAP
Huhwha-? A dream? What the hell brain? I graduated college 10 years ago! I never even TOOK French!
Fuck, just reading that made my stomach twist. Same exact stress-dream, over 10 years outta college, except organic chemistry instead of French… but I did take organic chem and I did really well. Rude ass, stupid brains
Bonus: When you become a teacher you start having nightmares about being asked to teach classes in which you have no knowledge, with very little or no prep time.
Oh, wait, no, that ACTUALLY HAPPENS, ALL THE TIME.
I once was given 15 minutes to prep a 1 hour lecture on how 401Ks work. I was a computer instructor.
They said it was the best presentation they ever had.
🤷
I remember those modems, they were terribly slow but made kickass music
Brain: but what if you went back to take a French class, now you’re prepared * taps temporal lobe *