[orange, grinning smugly behind a lectern, speaking in a microphone] The operation was successful
[purple, an uneasy smile, replying to orange] Were there any casualties?
[orange] No legitimate human has been hurt, trust me
[purple] Thank you, I have no further questions
If anyone is wondering: at least 80 people died, most of them young soldiers sleeping in the barracks.
EDIT: updating the number of deaths
Were they legitimate humans?
That depends on whether Venezuelan like my self count as humans or not.
(I’m pretty sure that for Trump we aren’t, so… There you have it.)