FIFA Peace Prize Employee of the Month wasn’t enough?
I bet he would show it to her.
Hahahaha! Oh, please let it be live TV.
What a petty little bitch
They’re not transferrable. What, is he going to scratch her name off and scribble his on with a Sharpie? What an idiot.
Oh, I want this to happen.
i’m so tired
Which is the goal of these fuckers.
Kidnapping a foreign leader to ransom for the VPs peace prize is an… Interesting choice.
it’s certainly not something any social-scifi novelist would have dared to imagine
A little known but increasingly plausible theory is trump’s real vendetta this entire time was with the editorial board of The Onion, and the last decade has all been an elaborate scheme to one day fully kill satire for good.
The final blow will be when he reveals it’s all been for something that stupid.
/s
she could somehow poison him with it? that would bring peace in our minds
Such a strong president!
This just makes him seem like a big fucking loser. We already knew that though.
