I like the spirit behind the idea. I strongly dislike putting crows in harm’s way, 'cuz we all know a sizable chunk of MAGA fucks wouldn’t feel a shred of remorse if they managed to get hold of a crow that went after their hat, or otherwise just pulled out a gun and shot them.
I would imagine that the crows are in places where brandishing a firearm to fire on a bird isn’t allowed. Also, while I’m not one of these fascist fuck faces, I’ve been swooped by red wing black birds, and when it happens the first instinct is, “Fuck! Oh fuck! Bird!!!”.
I like the spirit behind the idea. I strongly dislike putting crows in harm’s way, 'cuz we all know a sizable chunk of MAGA fucks wouldn’t feel a shred of remorse if they managed to get hold of a crow that went after their hat, or otherwise just pulled out a gun and shot them.
train them to poop in them instead.
I would imagine that the crows are in places where brandishing a firearm to fire on a bird isn’t allowed. Also, while I’m not one of these fascist fuck faces, I’ve been swooped by red wing black birds, and when it happens the first instinct is, “Fuck! Oh fuck! Bird!!!”.
“I feared for my life”, if they can use it to justify murdering humans they’ll absolutely allow it as a defense to pulling a gun on a bird
The crows can quit at any time