Oddly, there are some foods than can be done amazingly well in a microwave. Including a cup-cake in your coffee mug, which is my favorite microwave trick.

But none of them are steak. If you’re alone with a steak and need to cook it alone, literally any cooking method including “just hold it over a candle for eight hours” or “give up and eat it raw” would be better than steak.

https://barakplasma.github.io/sad-bastard-cookbook/ this one is great too

Mmmm… Chocolate sauerkraut cake

Good read, thanks!