An epic story of a frog banished to the desert, stuck in a wet suit, leading a bunch of muppets in rebellion against humans.

“Hi-Ho, Paul Ah-treides here!”

The Kermit’s “oh no” face as the sandworm approaches.

The thumper that calls the sandworm is a rubber chicken that just says “Wakka…wakka…wakka…wakka…”

Yeah, I would watch the shit out of this.

Specifically the 1984 David Lynch version, with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem doing reprisals of the soundtrack.

Even better if the whole thing is framed as a play being produced in the Muppet Theater as if it were an extended episode of the Muppet Show.

Mune

“Dredd” remake. Since we’ll probably never get the sequel.