Fuck I knew that might happen. Let’s cut the workforce by 50% to make our Q2 numbers look stellar. Don’t worry, we’ll hire a bunch of college grads as contractors, and pay them peanuts, since money doesn’t exist yet. Since they are not actually employees, we don’t have to provide any benefits!
We have to throw away half of the last hunt or else we’ll depress prices!
Fuck I knew that might happen. Let’s cut the workforce by 50% to make our Q2 numbers look stellar. Don’t worry, we’ll hire a bunch of college grads as contractors, and pay them peanuts, since money doesn’t exist yet. Since they are not actually employees, we don’t have to provide any benefits!