The draft appears to suggest Trump himself would control the money, something that would be considered unacceptable to most countries who could have potentially joined the board
The draft appears to suggest Trump himself would control the money, something that would be considered unacceptable to most countries who could have potentially joined the board
The Turnip Act
The new law has been written and couriers even now are distributing it to all your vassals. You admire your handiwork:
“Whereas the turnip represents the very best qualities to be found in society, and: whereas it is of fine texture, particularly when boiled, and has been proven to remedy all ailments known to Man when consumed:”
“Therefore I, Donald Trump, decree that the turnip shall henceforth be used as currency throughout the realm, taking the place of gold, silver, or any other precious metal. These shall instead be turned over to the Crown for immediate disposal.”