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  • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    Please explain to someone who never had an insta account, what is an insta thot?

    Also, please explain to a poor person, what is a 2 year prenup pension?

    Edit: thanks everyone. I feel highly educated now.

    • OshagHennessey@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      Insta = Instagram

      THOT = That Ho Over There

      Prenup = Prenuptual agreement, which is a contract two people sign before they get married, usually to determine who will get what in the event of a divorce. It’s usually used to avoid lengthy and costly divorce proceedings.

      Pension = An older type of retirement account

      So, that ho on Instagram stayed married to him for two years, fulfilling the terms of their prenuptial agreement, entitling her to full divorce benefits, which will be about half of this guy’s fortune, which should be enough for her to retire on.

      Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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          Prenups can have whatever in them. Common is for the poorer person to get nothing or a limited part of the other person’s wealth. Idea is to avoid giving away 50% of your shit if you’re rich. But there’s no set rules about what the terms can be.

          I’m assuming Dilbert guy just wanted to have at least 2 years worth of sex if he was gonna give her a bunch of money in a divorce.

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              34 minutes ago

              Oh he must’ve known she wouldn’t stay for long. It’s all in him lol

              Why get married then is beyond me. He’s got money, could just pay for the girlfriend experience and have one high end girl on retainer for that.

    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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      An instance thot is a lady who posts lewd pictures of herself on Instagram.

      A 2 year prenup meant that she had to be married to him for 2 years before getting access to the Dilbert money.

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      Here’s the explanation from someone who doesn’t know either : an insta thot is a girl who lives on the instagrams, and is hot. The T is silent.
      A 2y prenup pension is a roof over your head for 2 years before you start doing either pullups, or pushups (your choice).