You know the urban legend of the kid who gets his scrotum stuck in his zipper at school? Thankfully, it wasn’t me, but I remember the name of the guy it happened to. The bit about the testicle peeking out was probably fabricated, but the accident wasn’t. I was outside the bathroom when someone looking very pale ran out to fetch an adult. He was off school for a week or two afterwards. The student that is, not the adult.
Getting stuck in the neck. Ah. Well, that happened at least once to one unfortunate visitor to the executioner. The details on this one are hazy, but I’m pretty sure it’s a true story, and undoubtedly the reason things like the guillotine were invented. Picture the axe sticking and the condemned man screaming as the executioner struggled to dislodge the axe and try again.
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You know the urban legend of the kid who gets his scrotum stuck in his zipper at school? Thankfully, it wasn’t me, but I remember the name of the guy it happened to. The bit about the testicle peeking out was probably fabricated, but the accident wasn’t. I was outside the bathroom when someone looking very pale ran out to fetch an adult. He was off school for a week or two afterwards. The student that is, not the adult.
Getting stuck in the neck. Ah. Well, that happened at least once to one unfortunate visitor to the executioner. The details on this one are hazy, but I’m pretty sure it’s a true story, and undoubtedly the reason things like the guillotine were invented. Picture the axe sticking and the condemned man screaming as the executioner struggled to dislodge the axe and try again.