But then the gold rush ends and everyone has piles of shovels, your shovel investors get mad and demand a new CEO because they thought shovel demand would be that high forever.
And you’ve pissed off your loyal hobby shovelers who have been with you for decades.
I see how the market is trending, once the shovels sales are projected to drop, I put on my golden parachute and jump out with all those fat fat gold rush bonuses I paid myself, and then it’s some other clown’s problem. And if they do well, I still make bank from all the stock I awarded myself!
I then take my shovelmaster reputation and find some other place to sell shovels at. Rinse, repeat, etc. It’s foolproof!
But then the gold rush ends and everyone has piles of shovels, your shovel investors get mad and demand a new CEO because they thought shovel demand would be that high forever.
And you’ve pissed off your loyal hobby shovelers who have been with you for decades.
I see how the market is trending, once the shovels sales are projected to drop, I put on my golden parachute and jump out with all those fat fat gold rush bonuses I paid myself, and then it’s some other clown’s problem. And if they do well, I still make bank from all the stock I awarded myself!
I then take my shovelmaster reputation and find some other place to sell shovels at. Rinse, repeat, etc. It’s foolproof!