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      Personally, I was eager to see it and super pumped to finally learn more about this fascinating and enigmatically beautiful woman. But while I was waiting in line with hundreds of other culture lovers, George Soros came strolling along and paid each of us a thousand quid to go and watch something better instead. So I went and saw The Smurfs and got pie and chips. I hear he’s going to all the cinemas with these bundles of cash. Him and Obama, who was doing the cinema on the next street.

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      I like to think that Donnie knew it would bomb.

      Melania has been treating him like garbage for years.

      This way he could get a little money and have petty vengeance

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        Melania has been treating him like garbage for years.

        Not sure if serious.

        If true, then she’s right because he is absolute garbage

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          Back in 2017 she refused to leave New York and join him in the White House.

          It’s widely reported that her bedroom is on a different floor.

          On January 6 she was as far away from him as she could get.

          There are plenty of photos of her refusing to hold his hand in public.

          Rumors abound that she was sleeping with her security staff

          I don’t consider her a ‘victim,’ because she’d met him before they got married. Two terrible people who hate each other

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        His brain is so mushy that he’ll either hallucinate its success or completely forget the movie exists by next week.