Colorectal cancer has become the top cause of cancer-related death in people younger than 50, pointing to need for better research and early detection.
People put anything up there. Just have a little color-changing paper strip at the top of anything remotely oblong and the ER doc can give a quick read when removing the object.
The future is an AI powered dildo or buttplug to detect this. With a subscription of course.
Device out of network please waddle to the nearest urgent care.
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…which is also out of network.
But they can use the Dyson extractor to remove it for $68,000 and disposable fee which you can work off in the protein fields.
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People put anything up there. Just have a little color-changing paper strip at the top of anything remotely oblong and the ER doc can give a quick read when removing the object.
“Dad, what’s this thing on my Buzz Lightyear action figure?”
“Don’t worry about it, son. That’s for me.”