In perhaps undue fairness to Starbucks:

There was a point in time where their breakfast egg muffin sandwich type things were imo, pretty darn tasty, and reasonably priced.

… That was around a decade ago, iirc.

I’ve not been to an SBUX in a long time, but that decade ago, they were actually making them or at least heating them in a toaster oven, not microwave, at least when I was physically inside the store.