• daannii@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    My favorite is the story of Sampson. Who has magic hair.
    And a mean woman cuts it off after he was post nut sleeping and then he was turned into a slave.

    But over time his magic hair grew back and then he killed all the haters.

    Also reading the Bible will

    1. Teach you to have no critical thought and accept absurd stories.
    2. Alternatively, turn you into an atheist.