So pathetic they tried to pin this on the surgeon too.
The lead surgeon, identified only as “Guy H.”, was initially investigated on suspicion of manslaughter. However, prosecutors later downgraded the charges to failure to assist a person in danger, drug-related offences, and practising medicine without a licence.
Investigators determined that the injection itself was not responsible for Laniado’s death.
A judicial source told Le Parisien that the procedure was “quickly ruled out” as the cause.
Now if only Elon’s penis implant became gangrenous…

He died while the procedure was being performed at a private clinic in March 2019
I wondered why he wasn’t answering my calls! Why are we only just finding out about this now?
Well, I thought I was going to get a call after the old snip snip cuz we talked about that

Early Carmen episodes were amazing especially for how they still hold up
I never thought It’s Always Sunny could make me tear up until Mac danced. Shit was beautiful, man.
2019? Damn.
And nothing of value was lost.
Absolutely zero sympathy. Another asswipe will fill the gap for the next shipment of blood diamonds.
Kind of weird that the surgeons are implicated to have caused it in the headline, when he died of a heart problem unrelated to the cosmetic surgery.
You’d think the drugs and medications he was taking would be more at fault in that case.
The surgery was not found to be the cause of death. It’s just included in the headline this way for clicks.
So the article said he received injections. Which very easily could be the direct cause of the heart attack. Why would you assume the was no connection?? I mean, one was charged with practicing medicine without a license.
Doesn’t sound odd at all.
did you not read the article?
The lead surgeon, identified only as “Guy H.”, was initially investigated on suspicion of manslaughter. However, prosecutors later downgraded the charges to failure to assist a person in danger, drug-related offences, and practising medicine without a licence.
Investigators determined that the injection itself was not responsible for Laniado’s death.
A judicial source told Le Parisien that the procedure was “quickly ruled out” as the cause.
That’s what the article reports. An investigation was conducted into the death, and concluded that the injections were not related. The only issue with the cosmetic surgeons was that their licence wasn’t applicable in France, or other regulatory faults.
The victim taking numerous erectile dysfunction and penile enlargement medications were suggested to have been the driver for the heart problems that killed him.

As one of the people going through the Files right now, believe me, less billionaire penises is a good thing.
Penis enlargement for ALL billionaires!
Comrade Penis Enlargement Surgeon, the surgery was a great success! You are now heroes of socialism like Comrade Whale, Comrade Bee, and Comrade crushing pressure of deep ocean.


I could get used to this

Coconut penis
Come on, Elon, time for a little trim-trim on the old botched penis job, no?
This is way more efficient than putting them each in a submarine
We can do both
Fill a sub with their lopped-off penises?








