Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.message-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down19
arrow-up1151arrow-down1message-squareWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareLembot_0006@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoAnd toilet paper – clean asses. Benzin – clean roads. Drugs – cemeteries. Alcohol – liver.
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-214 hours agoSigns of depression: holding a paper plate over ones face that has a smiley face having children show you drawings of happy people being constantly stuck in the rain
minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·1 day agoI need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 day agoDon’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoYes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoYou want political toilet paper?
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoIf they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoYeah I don’t care about softness and ply count. Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!
And toilet paper – clean asses.
Benzin – clean roads.
Drugs – cemeteries.
Alcohol – liver.
Signs of depression:
holding a paper plate over ones face that has a smiley face
having children show you drawings of happy people
being constantly stuck in the rain
I need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
Don’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
hairy cartoon animal butts
Yes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
Wait. You aren’t?!?
You want political toilet paper?
If they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
The ones with the bears
Yeah I don’t care about softness and ply count.
Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!