• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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          9 hours ago

          You use the Epstein Files to distract from the Foreign Invasions, and Federal Death Squads employing spontaneous firing squads against American citizens to distract from the Epstein Files, but what to you do to distract from all of it?

          “I know, I’ll poop my pants in front of everybody, and they’ll stop asking questions and run out of the room. Works every time!”