This picture is brimming with “Beavis and Butthead” energy.
Meth-laced newports and Natty Ice?
That’s Kid Rock now? What the fuck he turned into Jeff Foxworthy.
That’s who I thought it was before reading
Of all the ways to hold a book that is definitely one of the ones that says you are illiterate.
Kid Rock shows off his entire library alongside RFK Jr.
I’ve heard that Kid Rock’s habits are “mandatory”.
(If you get that, I’m very sorry.)
I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said “we’ll just chip away at it”.
I’m guessing this meeting went along those lines.
Sugar-free Jagerbombs
This timeline is post-satire. I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion considered closing shop lately
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks “healthy” habits.
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks “healthy” habits.
I’m calling in a welfare check on everyone who works for The Onion.
Quality time with underage ladies?
children
sprinting with a reciprocating saw in one hand, a catalytic converter in the other.
How do so many rock stars look like they would fit outside an Alabama 7-eleven?
Justin Beiber, for instance. He looks like he got this suit at Goodwill
I didn’t know Beiber was so tiny that he could get photographed next to a GPU like this.
so absurd lmao
Thx for the laugh 😄
What exactly is wrong with this suit, besides the fact that anyone is expected to wear one, ever?
Justin Beiber
Bei- sounds very different from Bie- but somehow this seems to be a typical struggle with German names in North America.
I wish he was called Biber. That would mean beaver.
wait i could have sworn it was Bieber. fucking mandela
RFK looks like he forgot to take the last person’s skin out of those clothes before he put them on.
Kid rock looks like – well let’s be real, that’s the first book he’s ever held.
Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.
his goddamn TV too high havin’ ass
its fine if you want to watch tv while cooking in the (meth) kitchen what looks like its across the room from the tv.
ok it’s still way too high for even that goddam tv too high havin ass could put an entire goddam tv under it and still fuckin tv
You don’t know how high his couch is. That shit has its own ladder.
He’s still gotta have a lower TV for the groundlings.
The real healthy habit is always in the comments.
Fake plants too.
