supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to News@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWestern US gripped by extreme snow drought: ‘I’ve never seen a winter like this’www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down11
arrow-up1156arrow-down1external-linkWestern US gripped by extreme snow drought: ‘I’ve never seen a winter like this’www.theguardian.comsupersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to News@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squaresupersquirrel@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-23 days agoIt must be those illegal immigrants smuggling in warm weather along with all the fetanyl! I look out the window at a pleasant weather day. Thats it, IVE HAD IT. I smash the icebutton on my refrigerator door. My pockets filled, armed to the teeth I step outside and unload a whole clip of cubes on a sunny bit of sidewalk with a nice bench to sit on. “Try to have a nice peaceful moment there NOW you damn illegals!!!” - I scream at a tan native american woman wisely crossing the street to avoid me. Later while at home alone, empty and soggy, I ask the mirror “Why is the universe always conspiring against me?”.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 days agoIT’S THAT DAD-GUM EL NIÑO!!! Friggin Niños everywhere stealing my snow
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoYeah, it’s dem damn ninjas from Japan! Dis is why we can’t have nice things.
minus-squareThassodar@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoIt’s the dagum East Endijens bringing their hot curry over here! Melting free AMERICAN snow! /s
It must be those illegal immigrants smuggling in warm weather along with all the fetanyl!
I look out the window at a pleasant weather day.
Thats it, IVE HAD IT.
I smash the icebutton on my refrigerator door.
My pockets filled, armed to the teeth I step outside and unload a whole clip of cubes on a sunny bit of sidewalk with a nice bench to sit on.
“Try to have a nice peaceful moment there NOW you damn illegals!!!” - I scream at a tan native american woman wisely crossing the street to avoid me.
Later while at home alone, empty and soggy, I ask the mirror “Why is the universe always conspiring against me?”.
IT’S THAT DAD-GUM EL NIÑO!!! Friggin Niños everywhere stealing my snow
Yeah, it’s dem damn ninjas from Japan! Dis is why we can’t have nice things.
It’s the dagum East Endijens bringing their hot curry over here! Melting free AMERICAN snow! /s