Sounds like my kind of Sky Daddy. One with tasty noodley appendages.

I know it may seem ridiculous but traditional religion is also ridiculous. If we are going to keep giving real privileges to imaginary concepts we need to take advantage of it.

It is time to make WOKE an actual religion. Then conservatives have no choice but to protect WOKE by their own laws. Don’t forget private WOKE charter schools, safe zone for WOKE practice, and refusal to serve non-WOKE people.