How is Satan supposed to govern his domain now that Mitch is there to filibuster every decision that could result in republicans receiving consequences for their actions?
Hell can get so much better! We can build a literal paradise free from God’s domination. We just need to coordinate with Mitch on improving all of our afterlives. Literally nobody even needs to be worse off, surely he’ll agree to that.
He’s looking up from hell, smiling.
How is Satan supposed to govern his domain now that Mitch is there to filibuster every decision that could result in republicans receiving consequences for their actions?
Hell can get so much better! We can build a literal paradise free from God’s domination. We just need to coordinate with Mitch on improving all of our afterlives. Literally nobody even needs to be worse off, surely he’ll agree to that.