VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoThey walk among usdiscuss.onlineimagemessage-square193linkfedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down111
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minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·2 months agoQuite easy to explain: 6000-6500 years ago, when god created the world, it put those things there during the creation process for… reasons. Checkmate atheists!
minus-squaregrte@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·2 months agoBecause he’s a trickster! Haha! And if you fall for one of his tricks, he sends you to hell! For eternity! The sanest worldview.
minus-squaredecolo@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 months agoNo, you see, the devil, who is a trickster and definitely not the same entity as God, created those fake artifacts to own the libs
minus-squareBlibly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 months agoAnd God, all-powerful and in control of everything, just let him do it. He could stop the devil but he just…doesn’t.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoSomebody’s gotta give these babies cancer.
minus-squareNo1@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoAnd the Devil was an angel that went woke! I hate that guy!
minus-squareMirror Giraffe@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt seemed so plausible!
minus-squarefour@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThis is just last-thursdayism with extra steps
minus-squareDave@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoSo when someone complains like this, you ask them if they are saying God can’t create 300 million year old caves when he created the world?
minus-squareredjard@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt’s to test the belief of christians of course.
Quite easy to explain: 6000-6500 years ago, when god created the world, it put those things there during the creation process for… reasons.
Checkmate atheists!
Because he’s a trickster! Haha! And if you fall for one of his tricks, he sends you to hell! For eternity!
The sanest worldview.
No, you see, the devil, who is a trickster and definitely not the same entity as God, created those fake artifacts to own the libs
And God, all-powerful and in control of everything, just let him do it. He could stop the devil but he just…doesn’t.
Somebody’s gotta give these babies cancer.
And the Devil was an angel that went woke!
I hate that guy!
It seemed so plausible!
This is just last-thursdayism with extra steps
So when someone complains like this, you ask them if they are saying God can’t create 300 million year old caves when he created the world?
It’s to test the belief of christians of course.